Welcome to the holiday edition of Two For Space Jam, Please! We backed our dump truck up to Cats, a movie about…Cats? Cheryl makes a spirited defense of this inflamed jellicle. Joe does not. The conversation ends w/a hostage scenario in which an armed intruder breaks into our home, puts a gun up to one of our heads, and asks the other to choose between watching Cats and Marriage Story. What do we choose? Do we choose? Dear listener, press play to find out.